|Me on my wedding day:||is there wifi in this hall|
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
This makes me so mad I can’t even. WHAT. THE. FUCK. I just….what the fuck.
Well it is mostly true. Can’t say I trust the statistics… but…
I fucking hate this in every way that it’s possible to hate something. It’s just horrible and terrible and wrong. These people clearly don’t know what abstinence means or how it works and I just really hate that this exists at all. Fuck everything about this.
“This perk, like many on this list, applies mostly to the ladies.”
Go fuck yourself. In the ass. With a cactus. You sexist fucking prick.
Abstinence is a choice and it is no better or worse than any other sexual choice. And it is definitely not a better choice just because you’re a lady. Fuck you for even mentioning that. Even if you don’t save yourself for marriage, that doesn’t automatically mean your going to hop into bed with your significant other before you’re ready. This is so, so very wrong.
I hate this like Satan hates humans.
What the fuck. Have they not seen the film Teeth?
This is beyond fucking ridiculous -_-
“avoiding emotional complications”
you know what causes more emotional complications than sex
seriously this list just no
This thing is so wrong it’s actually funny. You can still catch an STD even if you’re not having sex. Almost all of them are spread by any contact, not just sexual contact
Anonymous asked: I dunno, maybe. Why would you be scared if a girl agreed to go home with you first date?
i dont know.. getting naked with someone i dont know? i know a guy who constantly describes literally every woman as b-e-a-u-t-i-f-u-l. i, on the other hand, always see a woman’s flaw in minutes, such as uneven teeth. i just cannot focus on the good things. lol. i am the only guy who has never gotten laid after 2 years of salsa dancing! (thats right. i actually asked around. lol.) i dont know if the problem is me, or the problem is me.